me: i think i'll just put my itunes on shuffle
me: this is ok
me: wait no i don't like it any more skip
ass-salad: ass-salad: hey if they can get a canada day why dont we have an america day WAIT I JUST REALIZED THE FOURTH OF JULY NOBODY REBLOG THIS
Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people...
sodamnrelatable: It’s like Facebook in real life… via sodamnrelatable
devils-trap: ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard of, and you really like it so you rush to download all their music and then you find out you hate every song except for the first one you heard
canadiancharm: lol guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip but then there’s Will Smith
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
JC Penny: We're gonna have Ellen DeGeneres as a spokeswoman for our company.
Homophobes: DON'T BUY ANYTHING FROM THERE! SHE IS A BAD INFLUENCE ON OUR CHILDREN! SHE'S SPREADING HER AIDS.
Obama: I support gay marriage.
Homophobes: OBAMA STARTS A WAR ON MARRIAGE.
Oreo: We're gonna get a little pride up in this cookie.
Homophobes: DON'T EAT THEIR GAY COOKIES. THEY WILL MAKE YOU GAY. THAT FOOD COLORING HAS GAYNESS IN IT. DON'T. EAT. IT. YOU'LL GET AIDS.
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day