Walmart: Let's buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
What ingredients does it take to make you? →
Amber is made of diamonds, loyalty, and apathy. With a dash of the 50s. THIS IS DEAD ON
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8 weeks ago: #yolo
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5 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
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3 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
2 weeks ago: Titanic
1 week ago: Tupac resurrected
This week: Alt + Reblog
Reblog If You Have Trichotillomania or...
trich-otillomaniac: I want to follow all of you.
do you ever see someone on your dash and have absolutely no idea who they are or when you started following them? Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
I've realized I have gotten sufficiently weirder... →
THIS. Only a little.
mynamekyle: boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what
If I ask you not to constantly be texting other girls, then maybe you shouldn’t be texting other girls!!!
me reading fanfiction: THEY GON FUCK
Reblog if you're not wearing a bra right now.
OK, the very worst part about online friends:
When they’re in crisis, you can’t go and see them in person. You can’t let them spend the night at your house. You can’t cook them dinner. You can’t go with them to a job interview. You can’t take them out for coffee. You can’t hold their hand or hug them. You can’t let them use your shower. You can’t be a physical contrast to the abusive people in their physical lives.
masturbatewithacheesegrater: its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer