spencian: i reblogged that you could have reblogged it from me why did you reblog it from them this is war
Why do I feel like listening to country love songs...
"If i met you in real life..." Finish it in my...
mypatronusisyou: there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself I read some fucking weird fanfiction
"These kids are literally forced to fight for...
aimmyarrowshigh: onemoretimefortheaudience:sassygaypeeta:me-peeta-llark:buttercupeverdeen: “This boy is literally a student at Hogwarts.” “Percy is literally a demigod.” “Aslan is literally a lion.” “Luke is literally a Jedi.” “Thomas is literally a Maze Runner.” “Mia finds out she is literally the Princess of Genovia.”
mortythegreat replied to your photo: Waiting to get ready for work. You know, just… THOR HAMMER!!
at The Hunger Games midnight premiere
*everyone wearing jackets, boots, and braids
*me wearing no shirt and carrying a trident
me: ...do you find this distracting?
blacksheepgeneration: superdupertimemachine: I wonder what it’s like to have an otp that actually ends up happy and together. #the happiest my pairings get is if both people remain alive at the end of the franchise
In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
justmetheo: Here’s my sweater for those cold nights. Here are my arms for those comforting times. Here’s my kiss before you go to sleep. Here’s my love for the rest of your life. I want this.
my boyfriend: there was this tricky problem on my final today that i've already gone over at home and when i saw it on the test i couldn't solve it at all
my boyfriend: well then i remembered that i have to solve it because harry managed to produce his patronus cause he knew he'd already made one
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
russian-tupperware: one21guns: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone...
When a small child says "I was there first"
most-awkward-moments: BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST