February 2012
spencian:
i reblogged that
you could have reblogged it from me
why did you reblog it from them
this is
war
1 tag
Why do I feel like listening to country love songs...
January 2012
1 tag
"If i met you in real life..." Finish it in my...
mypatronusisyou:
there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself
I read some fucking weird fanfiction
"These kids are literally forced to fight for...
aimmyarrowshigh:
onemoretimefortheaudience:sassygaypeeta:me-peeta-llark:buttercupeverdeen:
“This boy is literally a student at Hogwarts.”
“Percy is literally a demigod.”
“Aslan is literally a lion.”
“Luke is literally a Jedi.”
“Thomas is literally a Maze Runner.”
“Mia finds out she is literally the Princess of Genovia.”
mortythegreat replied to your photo: Waiting to get ready for work. You know, just…
THOR HAMMER!!
1 tag
at The Hunger Games midnight premiere
*everyone wearing jackets, boots, and braids
*me wearing no shirt and carrying a trident
me: ...do you find this distracting?
blacksheepgeneration:
superdupertimemachine:
I wonder what it’s like to have an otp that actually ends up happy and together.
#the happiest my pairings get is if both people remain alive at the end of the franchise
SCHOOL:
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buy 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
justmetheo:
Here’s my sweater for those cold nights. Here are my arms for those comforting times. Here’s my kiss before you go to sleep. Here’s my love for the rest of your life.
I want this.
omg
my boyfriend: there was this tricky problem on my final today that i've already gone over at home and when i saw it on the test i couldn't solve it at all
me: and?
my boyfriend: well then i remembered that i have to solve it because harry managed to produce his patronus cause he knew he'd already made one
me:
me:
me: aslkhdfaskj
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
russian-tupperware:
one21guns:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone...
When a small child says "I was there first"
most-awkward-moments:
BITCH, I WAS BORN FIRST
