10knotes:
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Loot whore.
you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss
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This has a possibility of being another very long year.
gruntledandhinged:
ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
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Best Robbery ever
sclez:
tayathestrange:
This morning I heard news about the best robbery ever to happen in germany.
The emblem of the cookie manufacturer “Leibniz” was stolen from their headquaters: a huge golden Leibniz cookie.
A few hours later a video appeared of a guy in a Cookie-Monster-Costume. He blackmailed the Leibniz-Buisness-Group to donate Leibniz-Cookies to all hospitals around the area or they´d never see their emblem again.

i love this guy, srsly.
Germany, ladies and gentlemen.
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